Sophie: Mom, how would you feel if someone held you in the crotch?
Sophie: (calmly repeating it as if I simply hadn't heard her the first time) How would you feel if someone held you in the crotch?
Me: Sophie (slight panic in my quivering voice), why would somebody hold me in the crotch??
Sophie: That's what the boys do when they are skating on the ice and holding the girls up!
Oh my word.