Update: I made it past the church cake, people. It was tough, but I made it. Then we went to my friend's house, and they served Davanni's pizza. Lord help me. I brought my own salad and white chili, so I was able to eat that and enjoy it totally. But I had to touch the pizza to serve some to my kids. Pure torture!!
I have also just realized that I associate Bible study with coffee and snacks. I'm planning to spend tomorrow morning (Owen's preschool day) working on my lesson. On his school day, I typically like to sit at a coffee shop or Panera to do it--gets me out of the house and away from other distracting chores. But, now I can't go to the coffee shop or Panera because I can't eat or drink anything there!! Oh goodness.
Oh, and I can't have gum either. Or mints. They have soy in them. Seriously?! Is nothing sacred??
See, I'm having a fit, all because of the church cake.
Tomorrow is another day.